pro tip: if u feel like u have to be a watered down or ‘less intense’ version of urself when interacting w/ someone - they do not deserve u.
Sorry grandma, you gotta go.
(via zecretary)
If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that Ireland accidentally legalized crystal meth
If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember America knowingly voted in a fascist to lead them
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[reads ur palm] hey… this line here means you think people who read your palms are really hot…….
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